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Sunday, January 28, 2001

PV Memorial for Flight #261

Hola amigos,

Wednesday will be the anniversary of the crash of Alaska Flight 261. There are numerous memorials planned for the day. On February 15 there will be a dedication ceremony in Puerto Vallarta, in case any of you are there and feel like attending. Here’s the info from today’s Seattle Times, which has several very fine stories on the people who perished on the flight, in case anyone wants to read them.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/SeattleTimes.woa/wa/

“A memorial in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, to Joe and Linda Knight, co-pastors of The Rock Church of Monroe, WA, who were in Mexico to work with children living in a city dump, is in the final stages of construction. The memorial — a community shower, medical clinic and dining area for the children of about 200 families who live in filth and poverty in shanties and lean-tos at the dump — will be dedicated Feb. 15.

“Seattle Times readers donated $24,000 to the project. The Puerto Vallarta City Council donated the land for the center. … Americans who live on yachts in the resort’s harbor have assisted in the project. In addition, several churches in the Seattle area have been working with the congregation at Perdon y Amistad, a non-denominational church in Puerto Vallarta, to provide regular meals to the children. Tax-deductible donations to the combined ministries may be sent to Feed the Children in Puerto Vallarta, 718 Griffin Ave, PMB 207, Enumclaw, WA.”

El Jefe

posted by admin at 7:31 pm  

Friday, November 17, 2000

Flights to Mexico: Alaska Cops Out

Dear Alaska Airlines:

Last January 20th I was on an Alaska Airline flight #222 that took off from Sea-Tac for Manzanillo, via Los Angeles. Less than two minutes after take-off, several loud banging noises were heard from the rear of the airplane. We immediately turned around and made an emergency landing at Sea-Tac, and most of us on that plane were convinced we were going to die on that runway. This was 11 days before Flight 261 went down in the ocean.

To date, your airline has not told any of us what happened on our flight, nor has it responded to my questions concerning that incident. The FAA says you did not file a detailed incident report.

For these reasons, and many more that have come to light in the past eight months, I have refused to fly Alaska planes. I have no intention of getting on another one of your MD-80s.

This brings up my forthcoming annual winter visit to Manzanillo. I notice in your recent promotional contest to Cabo San Lucas, you advertised it as being a Boeing 737 plane. I would like to know when, if ever, you plan to offer 737 flights to Manzanillo. I would like to know now, so that I may plan my winter vacation schedule accordingly. If you have no plans other than to fly MD-80s on that route, I will make other arrangements.

Sincerely yours,

Jef Jaisun


Dear Alaska,

I’m trying to find a flight to either Manzanillo or Puerto Vallarto from Seattle. I have never liked flying on the MD 80 planes. The flight crews call them Mad Dogs and hate them. The engine noise in the rear is near intolerable. The mechanical safety of these planes has been called into question with last year’s fateful flight out of PRV. I cannot bring myself to book a flight on an MD aircraft, especially since one of the persons that died on that flight out of PVR was a neighbor.

I want to know what Alaska’s policy is now regarding the wear tolerances on key control elements such as the rear stabilizer jack screw? I’d like to think that when tolerances get to a ten thousandth away from replacement, that remeasurement 6 times to justify not replacing the part is not going to happen. Especially when the next heavy check of that part won’t be for another 2 years. That’s fool hardy at best and put the lives of people at risk. When replacement tolerances are that close, the part should have been checked more frequently…or better yet replaced when it gets within one 10 thousandth of an inch of the wear tolerance. If that part cost $10,000 to replace it would have been cheap compared to losing an aircraft over it.

I would prefer to fly on a Boeing aircraft, but your fleet seems to be full of those MD’s. Why don’t you put more Boeing planes in service to Mexico? If you can help me with finding a flight on a Boeing Aircraft that has been properly maintained I’d appreciate it.

Thanks,

Grant


Mr. Silvey:

Thank you for writing in regards to our MD-80 aircraft.

I understand your concern, and want to assure you that all of our aircraft have completed inspections and are continually checked on a daily basis. The MD-80s are one of the safest commercial airliners in the history of aviation. Its safety record is .41 accidents per million departures (one incident out of over two million flights), which is four times safer than other aircraft, even the 737′s. The FAA made the public announcement a few months ago that our aircraft were safe for operation and that they had no concerns. We understand that these planes will be getting much attention until the cause of the accident is discovered, and we want to make you as comfortable and confident as possible. You are welcome to change your flight schedule, however, aircraft swaps do occur, and there is not a guarantee of which aircraft type you will be flying. Our Reservation agents can assist you in booking a flight that is operated with a 737.

All of our aircraft are Boeing aircraft. This includes that MD-80′s, which are now Boeing aircraft due to the past merger of Boeing and McDonnel Douglas.

Feel free to write us again if you have any further questions or comments.

Jeffry
Alaska Airlines
Supervisor, Consumer Affairs


Thanks for your reply. I was not aware of the MD 80′s safety record. I hear that almost one third of your MD 80 fleet was out of tolerance with respect to the rear stabilizer jack screw as found after the accident of flight 261. Has there been scrutiny of other critical control parts on all your aircraft?

I also heard that the pilots of flight 261 were aware of the control problem shortly after takeoff and could have returned to PVR, or landed at any number of airports along the way but opted to continue without aborting the flight.

What policy does Alaska air have with respect to supporting a pilots decision to abort a flight or to make an unscheduled emergency stop? Has the company reinforced to the pilots that any problem with a control surface is reason to abort the flight plan and to seek the closest airfield?

A recent Alaska flight had a deployment of the emergency oxygen masks, but then proceeded to it’s destination. Isn’t it FAA policy to abort the flight plan after such a deployment and to return to the nearest airport? Have the pilots been reprimanded? Has management taken a firm stand to avoid this type of incident in the future?

I’m curious about any undue pressure that the pilots might have either from management or because of their personal schedules to not abort a flight. Has the management set policy clearly to pilots that safety is the number one concern? Has management issued any statements to pilots supporting their decision to abort a flight under safety concerns? Has management made it clear to pilots that the number one priority is safety and following FAA guidelines for safe operation? Is it company policy to have it’s pilots abort the flight plan at the first indication of a problem with the flight controls?

If so then why did the crew of the plane with the deployed oxygen maskscontinue to it’s destination and not return to the nearest airport? When, exactly did the flight crew on 261 become aware that they had a problem with the rear stabilizer? Is that been made public knowledge?

My concerns with Alaska do not end with the aircraft. I’m concerned that Alaska has lost it’s focus on safety as the number one priority of an airline. I have flown Alaska for years, and have always felt comfortable on Alaska planes. But recent news surrounding flight 261, and the fact that my neighbor and her husband perished on 261, has me concerned about your commitment to safety. I was in Puerto Vallarta when 261 went down. I was flying on Alaska, and it was very disconcerting knowing that I was going to be boarding an Alaska flight on the same route three weeks after the crash.

Thanks,

Grant


Mr. Silvey:

I apologize, but due to NTSB regulations, we are not permitted to comment on flight 261 or the flight that had the oxygen masks deploy until both investigations are complete. I hope you understand.

Our policy towards safety, when flying our aircraft, has always been to insure the safety of the passengers. Certain situations are investigated when the flight crew elects not to operate a flight, but their decision is never questioned. The Captain of the aircraft is the sole authority of that flight, by our policy and by Federal Law. We will not, and are not permitted to, force the crew to operate an aircraft if they feel the flight may pose some safety concerns.

As a commercial pilot myself, I can tell you that there are procedures that are followed during an emergency. These will vary slightly for each aircraft, but are a set or ordered procedures that are done in order to see to it that the aircraft completes its flight without incidence. When an emergency landing is required, we allow the crew to have final say on what airport is chosen due to the fact that they are more likely to have the most information to make this decision.

I have done my best to answer all of your questions that I am permitted and able to. Again, please understand that we are not permitted to discuss certain items regarding our policies and the two occurrences. I hope we will have the pleasure of welcoming you on board a flight with us soon.

Jeffry
Alaska Airlines
Supervisor, Consumer Affairs

posted by admin at 12:00 pm  

Saturday, June 17, 2000

FAA considers tighter scrutiny of airlines

FAA considers tighter scrutiny of airlines

Oversight of Alaska Air caused concern

Saturday, June 17, 2000
SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER STAFF and NEWS SERVICES

The Federal Aviation Administration may change the way it monitors safety at the nation’s airlines after audits at Seattle-based Alaska Air Group Inc. showed potential weaknesses in the agency’s oversight.

The agency is preparing to announce next week whether it plans to take the dramatic step of suspending Alaska Airlines’ authority to perform heavy maintenance, FAA Administrator Jane Garvey said yesterday.

That move could force the carrier to park planes as they come due for heavy maintenance.

As Alaska awaits the FAA’s judgment, the broader changes could spark increased near-term scrutiny and audits for other U.S. airlines, Garvey said. She didn’t provide specifics of changes her agency is considering.

“I am not opposed to the audit of airlines because I think it is good to monitor ourselves as a precaution,” Garvey said. “With these audits we can make improvements to our training, oversight and maintenance systems. . . . We may, (although) I’m not sure we will.”

The FAA itself is coming under some scrutiny.

The Seattle Post-Intelligencer first reported in April that federal agents investigating the crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 in January and the airline’s maintenance operations are also examining the FAA’s oversight of the carrier.

The FBI’s preliminary inquiry into the FAA was undertaken to determine if a formal criminal investigation is necessary, federal criminal justice sources said.

Agents with the FBI and the Transportation Department’s Office of Inspector General have been interviewing current and former FAA inspectors and supervisors along with Alaska Airlines personnel in the course of conducting the inquiry into the airline, the sources said.

One high-ranking criminal justice source told the P-I that the question facing prosecutors and agents “is how broad is (the investigation) going to be.”

A criminal investigation of the FAA would focus on whether Alaska encouraged criminally improper maintenance practices that were either sanctioned or ignored by the FAA.

The P-I reported last year that several FAA inspectors in the agency’s Flight Standards Division office in Renton say they had been pressured by superiors to take it easy on Alaska and were punished when they tried to strictly enforce federal regulations.

One Alaska mechanic working at the airline’s Sea-Tac hangar told the P-I that a San Francisco-based FBI agent questioned him a few weeks ago about the FAA and its relationship with Alaska.

“I told them, ‘The most I know of the FAA is they don’t come around very much,’” said the mechanic, who recounted the interview on condition he not be named.

The newspaper last year found many instances where the FAA appeared to have given a higher priority to maintaining a cordial relationship with the airline and operators of unrelated aircraft repair facilities than to imposing tough penalties for regulatory violations.

Some federal inspectors assigned to Alaska Airlines said they were penalized by supervisors when they were strict in enforcing federal regulations. Inspectors have been disciplined and moved to other jobs after airline managers or pilots campaigned against them.

Asked to comment on reports that local FAA inspectors, who spend all their time working with a particular airline, might get too close to the people there, Garvey defended the professionalism of her staff.

But, she added, she has begun rotating inspectors at an airline through various aspects of that carrier’s work and may move inspectors to other carriers for 60- to 90-day visits to bring in “fresh eyes.”

Regularly moving inspectors around the country, however, would be very expensive, she said.

The crash that sparked the Alaska FAA audit was Flight 261, which plunged into the ocean Jan. 31 about 20 miles northwest of Los Angeles International Airport after reporting trouble with its stabilizer trim. The reason for the crash is still unknown.

Garvey said part of the investigation included an internal audit of Alaska Airlines’ flight and maintenance systems by the FAA.

“All the facts are not yet in from the crash, so there is not a need to jump to any conclusions,” Garvey said, “But we have serious questions to ask ourselves, and this internal audit may be a basis for a change.”

She said she received a full report on June 9 from Alaska on why the agency shouldn’t suspend the airline’s ability to do heavy maintenance on their aircraft.

Alaska officials have said they expect to be able to resolve the FAA’s questions. They also say the carrier is close to wrapping up its own report. The carrier commissioned a panel of 13 safety professionals to examine its safety operations, and it could release the report in the next two weeks, according to Greg Witter, a spokesman for the company.

“It is our belief that we will be able to address all of the FAA’s concerns before any suspension of our authority to do heavy maintenance occurs,” Alaska Airlines President Bill Ayer said in a statement posted on the company’s Web site.

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Friday, March 17, 2000

Alaska Airlines places manager on leave over repair questions

This copyrighted story just came from the Seattle Times website.

For those of you keeping score: I blasted Alaska Airlines with an e-mail from Melaque, accusing them of cutting corners and letting bean counters dictate airline policy. Therefore, this latest revelation comes as no surprise to me. I still have not been able to get any substantive information on my own MD-80′s emergency landing (on take-off) at Sea-Tac on January 20th. The FAA says Alaska filed “virtually nothing” on the incident that most of us thought was our last experience on earth.

In case you don’t feel like reading all the way to the end of the article, here are the last two paragraphs. They refer to the fact Alaska is under criminal indictment for falsifying maintenance records at its Oakland, CA service center in 1998. This also involved MD-80s.

In the Oakland case, the FAA, in an administrative inquiry, has proposed a $44,000 fine against Alaska, saying the airline violated federal aviation rules. The FAA also has recommended revoking the mechanic’s licenses of three Alaska supervisors.

Alaska and the supervisors are appealing.

In the criminal probe, the grand jury has requested the records of 11 MD-80 planes that were inspected and repaired at the Oakland facility and other Alaska facilities.

“Thank you for flying Alaska Airlines — for the same price you’re just seafood!”

Hasta luego,

Jefe


Alaska Airlines places manager on leave over repair questions

by Steve Miletich, Byron Acohido and Eric Nalder
Seattle Times staff reporters

Copyright 2000, The Seattle Times Co.

Alaska Airlines has placed a top manager on administrative leave after 64 mechanics at its Seattle maintenance hangar delivered a strongly worded letter to company officials saying they had been “pressured, threatened and intimidated” to cut corners on repairs.

Federal Aviation Administration investigators and Alaska officials this morning began jointly interviewing the mechanics after the airline notified the agency of the letter.

Alaska also notified federal prosecutors and the National Transportation Safety Board, which is investigating the Jan. 31 crash of Alaska Flight 261, which killed 88 people off the Southern California coast.

The letter refers to ongoing maintenance problems.

But according to mechanics contacted by The Seattle Times, it was triggered by mechanics’ concerns about a recent repair to the horizontal stabilizer and jackscrew assembly on an Alaska MD-80 jetliner – the same type of plane and parts that are a focus of the investigation into the fatal crash.

Mechanics interviewed by The Times said the MD-80 involved in the recent repair was only properly fixed after heated discussions.

FAA spokesman Mitch Barker said the agency was aware that there had been recent “debate” at the Alaska hangar over a horizontal stabilizer repair. He said the plane was ultimately returned to service in proper condition.

In a statement released early this afternoon, Alaska said as of 12:30 p.m. today, about 12 mechanics had been interviewed.

“The first question for each person interviewed is whether or not they are aware of an aircraft that has been returned to service in an unairworthy or unsafe condition,” the statement said, adding that so far no violation of a federal regulation or a safety concern has been uncovered warranting any action involving Alaska aircraft.

“Alaska will take whatever steps are dictated by these interviews, including immediately grounding any aircraft involved, in order that we all may have this assurance of safety,” the statement added.

The letter was delivered Thursday to John Kelly, Alaska’s chief executive, and Bill Ayer, the company president.

The airline didn’t release the letter, but a draft was provided to The Seattle Times by an Alaska employee Wednesday.

In it, the mechanics say, “Our consciences constrain us to make you both aware of an ongoing situation on the heavy check which we have heretofore brought before management in the hangar, but our pleadings have gone unheeded and have not stopped the following pattern of behavior.”

A “heavy check” is a repair to a key flight-control part.

The letter has stunned the airline, which is already the subject of a criminal investigation over alleged maintenance violations at its Oakland, Calif., maintenance base. A grand jury in San Francisco is investigating whether Alaska supervisors signed for repairs that weren’t done or they weren’t authorized to approve.

The letter specifically raises questions about the leadership of Robert Falla, manager of Alaska’s Seattle maintenance base.

Falla has been placed on administrative leave, an Alaska official and federal investigators said, but the company’s statement didn’t name him.

Falla drove up to his home late this morning, where he told a Times reporter, “No aircraft under my authority has ever gone out unairworthy or unsafe.”

He also said, “There is nothing I have to hide, and there is nothing Alaska Airlines has to hide.”

Falla said he had seen the letter and signatures but declined further comment on it.

The letter pointedly refers to the Flight 261 crash. “Amazingly,” the letter says, “in the midst of our grief and shock subsequent to the crash of Flight 261, many amongst us have been pressured, threatened and intimidated by Mr. Falla in the daily performance of our work.”

The letter, without providing specific information, alleges Falla “has directed us to do things specifically contradicting” federal aviation regulations, “not the least of which is his persistent demand that we put unserviceable parts back on the aircraft.”

During the recent repair of the MD-80, mechanics have told The Times, Falla told them not to replace worn parts on the plane.

In their letter, the mechanics said, “When confronted by groups of mechanics or by individuals, Mr. Falla cites his experience, but we have serious questions regarding his technical expertise and knowledge.”

The letter urges Kelly and Ayer to “personally address this matter immediately for the safety or our passengers, for the future of our operation as well as for our very livelihoods.”

“By our signatures, we signify to you that we believe him to be dangerous to our operation and incapable of releasing . . . aircraft into service in an airworthy manner,” the letter says.

It was signed by mechanics and inspectors over the past several days, said one mechanic who helped prepare the letter and signed it. It notes that the events since the crash “have taken their toll on all of us.”

“We are still grieving each in his own way and here in base maintenance, the effects are incalculable,” the letter says. “Let us state from the outset that paramount in our thoughts are the lives of those lost on Flight 261 as well as the flying public who implicitly puts their trust in our abilities as professionals to run a safe operation.”

In its statement, Alaska said, “These allegations . . . demanded immediate, decisive and direct action to either confirm and correct any such violations or assure ourselves, the FAA and our customers that such allegations and concerns are unfounded.”

In the Oakland case, the FAA, in an administrative inquiry, has proposed a $44,000 fine against Alaska, saying the airline violated federal aviation rules. The FAA also has recommended revoking the mechanic’s licenses of three Alaska supervisors.

Alaska and the supervisors are appealing.

In the criminal probe, the grand jury has requested the records of 11 MD-80 planes that were inspected and repaired at the Oakland facility and other Alaska facilities.

posted by admin at 2:10 am  

Monday, February 7, 2000

Alaska Air 261, 222, 289 and more

Dear Dave,

Follow up to my earlier e-mail from Manzanillo…

Heard the news about the “two loud bangs” on flight 261. That´s EXACTLY what happened to our plane on Jan 20th!!! We heard six loud bangs from the back of the plane, veered right, then made the emergency landing! That could have been the same plane as 261, or it could have been the same engine. OR it could be a systemic problems with the engines on MD 80s! Here´s my list of Q´s. You´re the best guy I know to get the answers, and I want some answers before I get on another Alaska flight home.

1. What happened to Alaska Flight 222 from SeaTac on the morning of January 20, 2000?
2. I want a copy of the incident report. Where do I get it?
3. What happened to the engine we supposedly blew on take-off?
4. Where is that engine now?
5. What Alaska PLANE number was Flight 222 on Jan 20th?
6. Was it the same plane number as Flight 261?
7. If not, did the 261 plane receive 222´s engine?
8. If it was the same plane, how lucky were we 222 people!
9. *****IF THESE PLANES WERE DIFFERENT NUMBERS, THE ENTIRE MD-80 FLEET SHOULD BE GROUNDED IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!! TWO SUCH INCIDENTS ON SIMILAR PLANES IN LESS THAN 10 DAYS TELLS ME THE PROBLEM IS NOT JUST COINCIDENTAL!!!
10. I want a copy of the passenger list, complete with addresses and phone numbers, of Flight 222/ Jan 20. How do I get it?

Jef Jaisun in Mexico


Dear Chron Staff:

Yesterday, *before* last night´s Alaska Airlines incident at SFO, I sent the following e-mail to my media associates in Seattle. I flew here to Manzanillo on Alaska three weeks ago. Needless to say, NOBODY here wants to get on an Alaska plane at this point. I am now more adamant than ever that the entire Alaska MD-80 fleet should be grounded immediately!

Please help us out down here and give this e-mail to whomever in the Editorial Department is handling the Alaska Air disaster stories. I plan to be here for several more weeks (or longer!), so I can be contacted at this address for more information.

My sincerest thanks, and the thanks of my many Alaska passenger friends.

Jef Jaisun

Seattle

P.S. According to my Jan 19 print-out from Alaska´s website, there is no Flight #289. However, it appears to be the same route and time as the original #261! And yes, I knew people on Flight 261.


Hi Steve,

This is your old J-A accomplice (and token staff hippie) Jef Jaisun checking in from Mexico, where me and a few dozen others survived an unreported aborted Alaska MD-80 take-off/emergency landing at SeaTac three weeks ago. I wrote a note to Casey, Dave Ross and several others about it. Today someone showed up here with a copy of the Feb 1 Times containing your article, so I thought I´d bring you up to date. ***PLEASE*** see if any of the investigative crew at the Times can find us some answers before we all walk home.

News get here slowly, and it wasn´t til yesterday that we heard about the other mishaps at Phoenix and Reno. You can imagine how enthused we are about getting on another Alaska MD-80. My parents were coming back to Seattle from Vallarta, in the air at the same time 261 went down!

In addition to the info below, I just spoke with an older couple here in the cybercafe. They tell me two weeks ago or so their kids endured THREE aborted take-offs/flights on Alaska from Phoenix, on MD 80´s. One flight had them within 20 minutes of Puerto Vallarta , then had to turn around and go all the way back to PHX because the Mexican airports weren´t eqippped to deal with the emergency! I haven´t contacted them yet, but here´s their e-mail:

Pat and Kim Field
fieldfam@oberon.ark.com
or www.fieldfam.com

It would great to get their input.

After you read my account below, you´ll get an even bigger picture of why I think Alaska is in the tank. I wrote them yesterday and ripped them a new air vent, but someone in authority has to take immediate steps to shut them down before we all become so much debris.

I´ve become the local pipeline for information, so please keep me posted on anything you might turn up.

Thanks, dude.

Jef

posted by admin at 12:00 pm  

Monday, October 27, 1997

Letter to Seattle Times

Polly Lane
Seattle Times
P.O. Box 70
Seattle, WA 98111

Dear Ms. Lane:

Enjoyed the piece on John Kelly, but here’s a slightly different take on Alaska Airlines.

Enclosed please find several pieces of correspondence I’ve recently exchanged with Alaska. As you’ll no doubt be able to deduce, the chances that Mr. Kelly ever personally received and read my first letter are rather remote. The fact that Alaska’s Inflight Food Service Director would write me such a lame response in the face of the airline posting a record third quarter profit is puzzling, if not astounding. I generally approve of Mr. Kelly’s strategy, but perhaps he should spend a bit more time handling details, as well.

FYI, I’ve been on the road a lot lately, and have not had the opportunity to respond to Carl Baber’s letter of August 21. When I do, however, he will be apprised of the following:

  • Re “Dependable on-time performance:” My flight to Oakland in August was an hour and a half late departing SeaTac. In fact, my plane hadn’t yet arrived by the time it was scheduled to depart. Similarly, when I picked up a friend flying in from San Jose for a Mariners game, the plane was an hour and ten minutes late. It only takes an hour and ten minutes to fly from here to San Jose!
  • Re the “Unavailability of seafood meals on our flights now…”: That’s funny…I didn’t have any trouble ordering seafood meals on my recent trip to-and-from New Orleans…on Continental! And I would venture that Continental is every bit as cost-conscious as Alaska, subject to the same brand of “heated competition.” Hmmm…wonder if Continental posted record third quarter profits.

Just for the fun of it –and since you already know him– maybe you could slip a copy of my letter to John Kelly. Tell him it’s from another photographer. And don’t forget to say hi to his mom for me!

Thanks.

Jef Jaisun

posted by admin at 12:00 pm  

Friday, August 1, 1997

Letter To Alaska

Mr. John Kelly
President, Alaska Airlines
P.O. Box 68900
Seattle, WA 98168

Dear Mr. President:

I’m having a problem with your radio ads. You know…the ones where your mom can’t believe that “For the same price you just get more.” Generally speaking, I would agree.

Alaska is my favorite airline, and I routinely opt for Alaska over other airlines. I am an Alaska Airlines Frequent Flyer, presently sitting on a stack of 30,000+ miles , and last year I had Seafirst change my Visa card to an Alaska Airlines Visa. That card gets 95% of my credit business.

All this having been said, a couple recent incidents have really tweaked my altimeter. The first occurred last December 15th, when I flew to Puerto Vallarta via Los Angeles on Flight 194. It was a 6:40 a.m. flight out Sea-Tac, which, given early check-in times required these days, meant I was barely awake when I boarded the plane. The most important thing for me as soon as we were off the ground was a decent cup of coffee. Now, I don’t know why Horizon serves Starbucks and its parent serves Caravelli, but at that time of the morning I could care less. All I want is my caffeine fix. Imagine my shock and horror when the flight attendant informed me that there was NO COFFEE AVAILABLE on the flight! What??? Seattle is the modern equivalent of mocha Mecca, and there’s no coffee??? The stew apologized profusely, and I managed to burble, “Okay, just give me some tea.”

“I’m sorry,” came the reply. “We have no tea, either.” I was stunned. I felt like Joe Camel without a billboard. It seems the reason there was no coffee or tea on my flight is because nobody had loaded the water necessary to make it! Whoever dropped that ball should be consigned to a life of decaf diet Snapple. I don’t usually pack a thermos on a plane flight, but obviously I should have that day. Your pilot is lucky the passengers didn’t mutiny and force him down in Portland to take on supplies. We were one cranky bunch of snowbirds.

Incident number two occurred two weeks ago. I purchased a round trip ticket to Oakland for August 19th /26th during the recent seat sale, a flight I was going to book on Southwest until I found Alaska was matching the fare. Per my loyal Alaska history –and with the dedication of Kenneth Starr to a lost cause– I switched the trip to Alaska. I chose a dinner flight and asked for my customary seafood meal.

“Sorry, sir,” came the reply, “Alaska no longer offers the seafood meal.”

Huh? Excuse me, I think the head of Alfredo Fettuccini just turned up in my carry-on. Would you repeat that, please? The only thing bigger than Boeing, Microsoft and coffee in Seattle is seafood. What do you mean you no longer offer a seafood meal?

“Well, sir, whoever determines the dietary requirements for passengers apparently determined seafood was no longer a necessary option.”

Who was that, the Sturgeon General?

“We have a vegetarian meal if you like.” Oh yeah, sure thing…NOT! I know what those are like because my partner had the misfortune of ordering one on one of those flights to Puerto Vallarta. You’re suggesting I exchange my tasty prawns and assorted aquatic delicacies for celery sticks and dry whole wheat bread? Thanks, anyway.

So, Mr. President, looks like I’ll be packing a lunch for that Oakland-Seattle flight, and all future Alaska flights, instead of getting the outstanding Alaska food service I’ve come to expect. For the same price, it appears I’m just getting less, not more. If I were you, I’d have a talk with my ad writers. I wouldn’t go so far as to claim bait-and-switch, but I would very much like to have my bait back. And maybe a little hot coffee to wash it downstream.

Sincerely yours,

Jef Jaisun
Frequent Flyer 04067372

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